There's no such thing as a stupid question...

About my "Jewish story" of the sailor, who believed Jews had tails, it is true. I couldn't believe, in 1968, someone could be that gullible. 1968 was the era of Civil Rights. It was a shock. It stands out in my memory. I really don't think you will have to ask a great many Americans before you find one, who believes in Jewish tails. It's probably the same number of Americans, who believe Blacks have a distinctive body odor.
 

I think the dumbest question anyone asked me was a few years ago while I was standing outside of a Doctor's office. A woman walked up to me and yelled to me "Do you think I'm fat "? I said No and then she said "Well my husband says I'm fat !"
 
Way too many to pick out the dumbest, but I remember once while boarding the passengers and I was standing at the entrance to the plane welcoming the passengers aboard, one fellow asked me if we would be stopping anywhere on the way out to San Francisco. It was a non stop flight.

I wanted to ask him, “What do you think the words non stop mean?”
 

I used to work with a guy that got called from his wife while he was at work and everytime she called he would answer "Hello" and she would say "Whatcha doin'?' He would answer "Workin." Every call, every year.
 

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