They Had Avocados

[SeaBreeze]

A wife asked her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk
And if they have avocados, get 6. "

The husband went and a short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

 

[Falcon]

Duh! Lol

 

[That Guy]

Just followin' directions.

 

[SifuPhil]

Yep - wifey has to learn to speak properly.

"They Had Avocados" ... that almost sounds like the title of a Western ...


*pan across Western scenery, tired, dirty men riding thirsty horses*

Oh, out in the West
It could bring out all the best
In a man, from his head to his toes

He could travel very far
On a horse - not a car! -
If he only had a couple avocados.

Avocados,
Avocados,
Yes, the men in the West
Had avocados

They were big,
They were green,
Much more tasty than those beans!
Avocados,
Avocados ...

 

[SeaBreeze]

Good toe tappin' there Sifu! :jammin:

 

[Ina]

Of course that is a country song Phil.

 

[SifuPhil]

Of course that is a country song Phil.

Of course!