Things I Often Think About

[Beezer]

How come we always hear about disgruntled employees? Why don't we ever hear about the gruntled ones?

I wonder what chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way.

If you are standing in a line-up for a long time, would that be considered 'elevator practice'?

How come 'slim chance' and 'fat chance' mean the same thing?

 

[IrishEyes]

I wonder what chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way

My one sons hated chickens, he said they were stupid, then added, see even their legs are on backwards
how dumb can you get? Well, kids how to not laugh as you explain it? (laughing to myself so hard remembering
this had to edit it 3 times)

 

[CaliS]

How come we always hear about disgruntled employees? Why don't we ever hear about the gruntled ones?

I wonder what chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way.

If you are standing in a line-up for a long time, would that be considered 'elevator practice'?

How come 'slim chance' and 'fat chance' mean the same thing?

You sound like George Carlin

 

[Trish]

Why do newspaper reports often refer to a "dead body"? Would they refer to a living person as an undead body?

 

[Jazzy1]

Why do you have to “put your two cents in” . . . but it’s only a penny for your thoughts?” Where’s that extra penny going?

 

[IrishEyes]

Saw a police log in a paper once that said " Stealing a vehicle without permission"

 

[MoBeans]

 

[Flarbalard]

Why do you have to “put your two cents in” . . . but it’s only a penny for your thoughts?” Where’s that extra penny going?

It's the difference between selling wholesale and buying retail.