This is Father Ralphy and I am in love!

[Ralphy1]

Yes, a sweet young parishioner has entered my heart. She regularly attends church and confesses to me. I know I should deny these feelings but I can't, and I am not sure if I can control them. Just don't know what to do.

 

[Pappy]

RUN the other way, Ralphy. :hide:

 

[IKE]

She may very well have the same feelings for you Father, ask her if she'd like to partake in a few nips of the sacramental wine after confessing......I must caution you to be careful and remember your vow of celibacy Father or we may soon be hearing the pitter patter of little Ralphy feet playing between the pews.

 

[Ralphy1]

I have tried to run away from feelings in the past and have been successful, but not this time I am afraid. And I do fear for my celibacy as she has mentioned meeting me outside the confines of the church and the Church.

 

[Pappy]

:danger:

 

[Ameriscot]

She must have sexy feet, eh Father?

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, and her whole body radiates sex! Please pray for me.

 

[Ameriscot]

I don't pray. You're on your own.

 

[BlunderWoman]

You could flog yourself for your sins like Silus did in The Da Vinci Code.

 

[IKE]

Yes, and her whole body radiates sex! Please pray for me.

At this stage I feel our prayers will go unanswered Father, embrace your new found feelings......go forth and bless the world with the next generation with multiple Father Ralphy's.

 

[QuickSilver]

Sack cloth and ashes should be considered.. That failing... you can kneel on rice.

 

[Ralphy1]

My desires may exceed any efforts to maintain my celibacy. I may have to give up my calling.

 

[QuickSilver]

My desires may exceed any efforts to maintain my celibacy. I may have to give up my calling.

Are you sure you will be "up to" the task?

 

[BlunderWoman]

Well marriage is in order I think. When is the wedding going to be?

 

[IKE]

Are you sure you will be "up to" the task?

That is something to be considered........his mind may be willing but his body not so much.

 

[Ralphy1]

I'm up from dawn to dusk and more than just on my legs!

 

[QuickSilver]

:tmi:

 

[IKE]

I'm up from dawn to dusk and more than just on my legs!

Glad to hear that the pharmaceuticals are working for you Father.......go forth and multiply !

 

[Ralphy1]

I don't want to multiply! I want to gratify!

 

[Falcon]

When does she have to return to the home, Ralphy ?

 

[Ralphy1]

This little treasure is a working girl and has her own apartment. And, no, not in the way that you are probably thinking.

 

[fureverywhere]

Heck I married into Catholic guilt...get a room and let things blossom from therelayful:

 

[Shalimar]

I can give you an ocean wedding Ralphy.

 

[tnthomas]

Yes, a sweet young parishioner has entered my heart. She regularly attends church and confesses to me. I know I should deny these feelings but I can't, and I am not sure if I can control them. Just don't know what to do.

It may seem like arousal, but I would recommend a teaspoon of bicarb of soda in a glass of room temperature water.