This is Father Ralphy bidding adieu to you.

Ralphy1

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I have been reassigned to better serve the Church with younger parishioners. The bishop thinks that you seniors might be amusing but too jaded to be helped. So, bye,bye, and God bless.
 

The feels? I didn't get to touch your feet if that is what you are referring to, and I do love to give holy massages.
 

Hmm, if I ever get defrocked I'll look you up. But, hey, a little thing for feet is not so much of a thing compared to whet some of my fellow priests have got up to, and pardon the play on words.
 
I'm not too particular, a foot is a foot, but it has to be a female one, of course.
 
I doubt the Pope himself could stop you people, though he seems quite lenient these days.
 
I gotta say I'm going to miss not going to confessions. Funny that, knowing something's not going to be there makes me wish like hell it still were.
 
Sorry you will be gone from here. Be well, dear one. You can tell the bishop that there is a difference between being jaded and having real life reality orientations.
 

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