This is Father Ralphy seeking your advice.

[Ralphy1]

Your input is sought on affairs of the heart. It seems that I was caught in a coffee shop with my true love holding hands. Another priest spotted me and told Monsignor Mike. I am to meet with the higher ups soon and I am wondering what to do. I don't want to give up my love or leave the Church either. Can I lie a little? Your advice is desperately sought.

 

[Redd]

Instead of holding hands, cross your fingers behind your back, call it fibbing and hope for the best.

 

[IKE]

This time Father tell a little white lie and the next time you and your lady friend are feeling a little amorous.......Get A Room !

 

[Ralphy1]

Thanks, my children, and it is unseemly to think about getting a room at this point as we haven't even kissed yet.