This riddle is dead, ha

[ohioboy]

Why couldn't the mortician cremate his last body?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because he was burned-out?

 

[ohioboy]

Sorry Charlie.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because no one was left to turn the gas on for the furnace?

 

[ohioboy]

No, he did not have any Cream left. Ha ha..

 

[jujube]

couldn't he have used "Coffin-Mate"?

 

[Sassycakes]

Because the last body was him.

 

[win231]

The flames died out?

 

[Murrmurr]

The flames died out?

Apparently, ohioboy couldn't wait till someone get it right; he blurted out the answer, which is how I tell em.

"He didn't have any cream left."

Actually, that's pretty funny. I can't post any of the riddles I know. They would violate a number of rules.
Maybe I'll get a few from one of the grandkids. The youngest ones.