Those "SENIOR" TV commercials

[boozercruiser]

I am told that in the middle east there are 2 kinds of toilet paper. One is like sandpaper and the other is like waxed paper. Perhaps the commercials are for the benefit of recent immigrants.

That reminds me when I was working abroad, and I had to do a guided missile jobby down a hole in the ground, while holding on a handle for dear life. As if that wasn't bad enough, there was a sign on the door saying...

If you really must wipe your ass, use both sides of the bog roll!