Today's Ear Worm

[fureverywhere]

There might already be a thread for this...but you know the tunes that pop in there during the day. Then they grow until you can barely wrap your thoughts around more pressing issues. Today I got Charley Pride. Among other chores was shoring part of the kitchen ceiling into looking slightly decent. No radio or TV on in the house...
But...
" The mountain of LOVE, the mountain of LOVE, you should be ASHAAAMED...over and over and over

 

[hossthehermit]

I get these frequently ............. not tooooooooooo bad if it's a song I like, and IF I can remember all the words .................. what reeeeaaaaly kills me is the ones that I only remember one line of and it keeps repeating over and over, and the songs that I really can't stand, ones that make me turn off the radio or change the station .........

 

[jujube]

Well then, you need to get the Ronco Ear-worm Extractor. It sucks your brain out through your nostrils, washes it thoroughly and squirts it back in again, free of all those pesky and annoying little short bursts of song. Actually, it's really just a warehouse full of old In-the-Egg-Scramblers, Buttoneers, Steam-Aways and Record Vacuums that they put together in a new box.

BUT WAIT!!! If you order now, they'll throw in a Popeil Pocket Fisherman. It'll break the first time you use it and there aren't any replacement parts any more, but think about how much fun you'll have fishing for nickels in the fountain at the mall!