Today's Quote

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain.

 

[That Guy]

 

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Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.


Rutherford B. Hayes.

 

[Jillaroo]

But But But it feels soooo good

 

[Pappy]

No texting.....

 

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My old daddy wasn't very smart, but i found out recently he was smarter than me. I wonder why it took me fifty years to come to that conclusion?

llib.

 

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“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”

Will Rogers.

 

[Pappy]

If bathing suits get any smaller, there will be more hair to comb and more cheeks to power.....Bob Hope

This joke almost got Bob in trouble when he told it on TV.

 

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It's hard to tell the true enemy, the Government, or some third party with whom the government wishes to wage war.

llib.

 

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Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can’t read, write to him.

Will Rogers.

 

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I'm Jewish. I don't exercise.
If God had wanted me to bend over,
He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers.