Toilet Paper Riddle

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper couldn't see?

 

[Kaila]

Because it was recycled?

 

[Kaila]

Because it went to pieces?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper went where no toilet paper had gone before?

 

[Kaila]

Because someone left the door open?

I think i'd better take a break from this thread!

 

[Kaila]

It didn't want to get stuck?

(OK, I really will take a break )

 

[debodun]

You're all around it. Keep guessing.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper separated from the roll?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper and roll went their own two separate ways?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper was on a mission to visit the sewage treatment plant?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper wanted to investigate the bowels of the sewage system?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper went for a swim in the water and never returned?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper went on a 3-hour tour (just like the SS Minnow on Gilligan's Island), and it ended up running aground on the shore of an uncharted isle?

 

[Judycat]

It was three sheets to the wind.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper left the roll?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the directions the toilet paper received had it going round-and-round in circles?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because there are no directions (i.e., east, west, north & south) in a toilet?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper didn't have a compass?

 

[PopsnTuff]

Why did the toilet paper get lost?

It got stuck in the bottom of the crack? lol.....(I know a gross thot there)

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet acts like the Bermuda Triangle, and toilet paper goes missing all the time?

 

[Judycat]

It didn't a-ply for directions.

 

[PopsnTuff]

You all are toooo funny and creative with these responses I'm soooo enjoying reading them, lol....

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the toilet paper hitched a ride on a stool, and away both went to elope?

 

[Aunt Marg]

You all are toooo funny and creative with these responses I'm soooo enjoying reading them, lol....

Me, too, Pops! LOL!

 

[debodun]

Popsn Tuff came so close, I'll say it is correct. My answer was "Because it slid through the cracks."