Topic Dyslexia

[SifuPhil]

Once in a while, usually when I'm far too tired to be on the 'Net at all, I seem to develop a sort of dyslexia about topic titles here.

Some of my recent misreadings ...

• "How Many Men Here Like Cucumbers?"
  
• "Texas Size Funny Farm"
  
• "Fruits and Vegetables Before He Had His Way With Them"
  
• "15 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About George Foreman"
• "When You Have Too Much Gas"

As you can imagine, this causes me more than a few nightmares ...

 

[Aunt Bea]

Here is a classic.

I have a similar problem with my hearing, sometimes I misunderstand one word and it sends my mind in an entirely different and usually inappropriate direction.

 

[SifuPhil]

Here is a classic.

I have a similar problem with my hearing, sometimes I misunderstand one word and it sends my mind in an entirely different and usually inappropriate direction.

Great cartoon!

You could ask anyone who has spoken with me, I am constantly mishearing things as well, often with hilarious outcomes.

 

[tnthomas]

I sometimes have really weird dyslectic hearing occurrences. I think it has more to do with the way my mind processes the auditory input, rather than the quality of the input itself.