Travel Complaints......

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i use to have a list of complaints from various travel agents i would read it occasionally when i needed a laugh ... wish i could find it to share with you all.
these are a close match i found:

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

"No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

"Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

I do not think i could keep from laughing at folks like this
 
i use to have a list of complaints from various travel agents i would read it occasionally when i needed a laugh ... wish i could find it to share with you all.
these are a close match i found:

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
"The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

"No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

"Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

I do not think i could keep from laughing at folks like this
I like how those people like to take the "It's my problem but you need to fix it for me" approach.
 
"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
I know that can be a real problem.

I was staying in a small hotel on the beach and a very pretty young lady, topless, walked up to my wife and I and started talking to us as though she knew us. Took me by surprise. After she left my wife asked if I had not recognized her as the hotel maid... To be honest I had not looked at her face.
 
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