Under the couch..

I don't own a couch but if I did I wouldn't go looking for trouble.

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same as mine wren --- to heavy but I do it about every 2 months cats bits --- my rings- or bangle ' few manky maltesers ….
 
UNDER the couch? Are you serious? I'd have to move my extremely heavy couch in order to see what's there!

More of a problem is retrieving the earrings that have slid off the back of my dresser and landed on the floor all the way underneath. I once managed to poke one out by using an old-fashioned wooden yardstick, but that only worked one time. And some of my favorite earrings are down there!
 
I found a trans-dimensional portal that transported me along a space/time continuum. I liked witnessing the beginning of our universe, but viewing its end was a bit disturbing. Once I got back to my den, I made sure that my couch was never moved, again. Interestingly, nothing seems to build up, under there, when I check. I guess my stuff is strewn all over time, courtesy of my trans-dimensional vacuum cleaner. Cool!
 
toffee said:
same as mine wren --- to heavy but I do it about every 2 months cats bits --- my rings- or bangle ' few manky maltesers ….
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This is spot on, because we moved a couch at work and found a big pile of the little furry cat mouses...must have been at least a couple hundred. We had an office cat that loved them, but they always disappeared and we couldn't figure out what happened to them. We donated them to a cat rescue shelter.
 
This was in my younger, and more stupider times. I had three cats- 2 males and one unfixed female. Yeah, dumb. I had this little door that I made in a window. The cats could come in and go out all by themselves. Well, my female cat got pregnant. On the night of the inevitable, there was my cat , in a card board box with five kittens. I was laying on the couch, munching potato chips, sipping a Coke, and watching TV. I could here meowing, but I figured it was my cat. I checked on her, and she got in my lap. I still could her meowing, but it wasn't coming from her. I looked all around for what was meowing. Finally, I looked underneath the couch. There was a stray female cat, having a bunch more kittens. So, in the space of a few hours, I went from 3 cats to having 13. Well, two months later, I went to the mall to give the kittens away. FREE KITTENS. Oh yeah, that was a parent's nightmare. How could you not say yes to a cute kitten? I fixed both my window/door, and my female cat.
 
I move mine twice a year because it is so heavy. In the spring I have found tinsel and a couple of stray Christmas bulbs. In the fall I find a couple of jelly beans or the grass from the grand kids Easter baskets.
One time I found a spoon and desert dish. I was on a diet and told the hubby I wasn't eating any deserts at all. One afternoon I gave in and was eating a dish of ice cream while I was sitting on the sofa. I heard him drive in and quickly shoved the dish and spoon under the sofa. I forgot about it until cleaning time came around. He never did find out.
 
Liberty said:
Now you gotta be kidding!?
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No. I knew it would work. I did some research & found that I have something in common with rodents - a sweet tooth. I put some prune in the bait tray. Rats can't resist anything sweet.
I'm glad it was under the couch where it wouldn't be seen; I wasn't able to get all the blood off the rug.
 
Once my little boy didn't want his eggs. Of course I told him he had to eat them. I walked out of the room for a bit, came back and his plate was clean. Noticing some ant activity near part of the couch, I found the eggs pushed back underneath it. :)
 
My pom doesn't hide his toys under the couch. When he drops a toy down from where he has his toys on the couch, and he drops them, he just barks for a servant to pick it up for him.

As a kid, I used to sneak liver into a plant pot on the table.
 
Olivia said:
My pom doesn't hide his toys under the couch. When he drops a toy down from where he has his toys on the couch, and he drops them, he just barks for a servant to pick it up for him.

As a kid, I used to sneak liver into a plant pot on the table.
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Dang, Olivia, at first glance, I thought you found your "porn" under your couch!
 
My Biggest sofa, is extremely heavy it takes 2 of us at a big stretch to move it....so it only gets moved occasionally, but I've never found anything under there...
 

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