Unusual Hobbies - A-Z

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P
osting...
about imaginary happenings, as if they are real, when you know they aren't.

Example:
Car flies up into the air, to avoid hitting large snowflakes that are falling down, from the sky.o_O

Q
 

Wandering aimlessly, wishful thinking, and wondering where I can find a volunteer head for my Wok making class. The hammering annoys a few and the free wok at the end of the class is not enough of an incentive.

X
 
X
Xactly posting every single word in duplicate....Xactly posting every single word in duplicate....I don't know why....I don't know why....o_Oo_O:rolleyes::rolleyes::unsure::unsure:

Y
 
Zero interest pizza chef who only sells one type of pizza, with zero toppings, and only to customers with zeroes in their phone numbers. Walk in customers not permitted, except if they wear glasses as the lense shapes fool him into thinking they are wearing zeroes and giving him free advertising.

A
 
Bread Baking....But, routinely baking the already baked breads that you buy from the grocery store....in order to make them crusty,
And...
Especially With the intention, to make the home smell so full of the aroma, that makes it seem like you were actually baking bread from scratch, when you weren't.

C
 
Doughnut hole studying to make sure each and every hole is the same size
After all how could they possibly work out the correct calories in each doughnut
It's very important to accurately count every calorie, when having a doughnut! :LOL: :ROFLMAO:
Thanks for having that hobby! :ROFLMAO:
 
E
Exaggerating how many fewer calories,
are in each donut, due to the hole being large!

( Example: Must be 500 calories less than it would have been without the hole! :LOL::ROFLMAO: )

F
 
Flatttening a stack of pancakes, so when asked, "How are you?" Feigning sadness and woe, can reply after pulling out the plastic bag from my handbag, and fanning it back and forth before dropping it and say, "I feel as flat as a pancake."

G
 
Gnome kidnaping. ( Did that once it was great fun, we left a note for the owner from the gnome saying it was sick of being ignored and left in the garden and it was going on vacation. 😁 We kept sending the owner polaroids of the Gnome being at the beach, in the car at a bar, and eventually returned it painted in a Hawaii shirt and a tan)
 
Jacket collecting, of the unique, one-of-a-kind apparel, designed by the special designer in the above post! :giggle:

K
 


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