papa tiger
Well-known Member
Jesus and Moses are sitting up in heaven in the late 70s early 80s looking down on the beaches of California.
Jesus says, “Damn Moses, I’m bored.” Moses says, ”Me too. it looks like they are having a good time. Let’s go down.”
So, they go down and are walking along the beach with their long hair and flowing robes and they just blend in.
Jesus says, “Damn Moses I don’t understand, the last time I was down here people would gather around and praise me.”
Moses says, “I know me too. Watch this I’ll show them.”
He walks over, grabs a frisbee and throws it out in the ocean. Walks up to the water, raises his hands and parts the water.
He walks out picks up the frisbee, walks back to shore and everyone says, “Yeah Moses.”
Jesus says that’s pretty good Moses, but watch this.” He grabs the frisbee, throws it out in the ocean, takes off running
across the water and just sinks.
Moses walks up to water, raises his hands, parts the water, pulls Jesus up on shore, and pumps the water out of him.
Jesus wakes up & looks at Moses, says, ”I don’t understand Moses, the last time I was down here I used to do this all the time.”
Moses says, “SURE JUSES, BUT THAT’S BEFORE YOU HAD THE HOLES IN YOUR FEET.”
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Jesus says, “Damn Moses, I’m bored.” Moses says, ”Me too. it looks like they are having a good time. Let’s go down.”
So, they go down and are walking along the beach with their long hair and flowing robes and they just blend in.
Jesus says, “Damn Moses I don’t understand, the last time I was down here people would gather around and praise me.”
Moses says, “I know me too. Watch this I’ll show them.”
He walks over, grabs a frisbee and throws it out in the ocean. Walks up to the water, raises his hands and parts the water.
He walks out picks up the frisbee, walks back to shore and everyone says, “Yeah Moses.”
Jesus says that’s pretty good Moses, but watch this.” He grabs the frisbee, throws it out in the ocean, takes off running
across the water and just sinks.
Moses walks up to water, raises his hands, parts the water, pulls Jesus up on shore, and pumps the water out of him.
Jesus wakes up & looks at Moses, says, ”I don’t understand Moses, the last time I was down here I used to do this all the time.”
Moses says, “SURE JUSES, BUT THAT’S BEFORE YOU HAD THE HOLES IN YOUR FEET.”
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