A little girl knocked on my door, she was holding a box of leaves and asked me if I wanted to buy any!
I thought, how sweet. So I said "Sure sweetie, how much are they?" She said "A quarter a piece". I said, "Ok, I'll take 2 of them". I wanted to patronize her since she was so cute, so I said, "Why are you selling them so cheap?" She said, "Well I didn't think you were stupid enough to pay a buck a piece"
I thought, how sweet. So I said "Sure sweetie, how much are they?" She said "A quarter a piece". I said, "Ok, I'll take 2 of them". I wanted to patronize her since she was so cute, so I said, "Why are you selling them so cheap?" She said, "Well I didn't think you were stupid enough to pay a buck a piece"