Hmmmmmm.............and there was me......prepared to share my last bag of Eccles cakes with you......when you joined me for a cup of my 'legendary' 'RadishRosie-Lee'.

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Furthermore, I was even prepared to divulge the secret art of 'crooking ones little finger' whilst holding the cup of magic fluid, thereby making it possible for you to appear as a fine Lady in the next 'Brideshead Revisited' movie.

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Wounded though I am, I now realise that my quest to bring you to tea is very much in vain, your soul belongs to the demon 'Coffee'........ha ha ha