Collies are smart. There's no doubt about that. We all think, however, that they are smarter than they really are because we've been brainwashed by the TV show Lassie.
Every steenkin' week, Lassie would come running and bark like crazy. The adult humans would stand around asking stupid questions like, "Do you think Lassie's trying to tell us something? What are you trying to tell us, girl? Do you think we should follow her? Do you think Timmy is in trouble?" as if every steenkin' week so far that dumb kid hadn't fallen down a well, was drowning in the river or was cornered by a bear. OF COURSE he was in trouble. His middle name was trouble. The show would have lasted for one episode if the dog wasn't there to bring reinforcements.
Lassie looked smart in comparison to the dumb parents. A banana slug would have looked smart in comparison to the parents, much less the kid who couldn't seem to stop falling down wells, getting in the river and messing around with bears.
Hmmmmph......