What are the most dreaded words in the English Language.

[Lon]

It will be over shortly.

It will only hurt for a second or two.

She said what?

It won't hurt you.

All aboard.

Watch your step.

 

[AZ Jim]

Hello, We're from the IRS.

 

[Pappy]

We'll only take a moment of your time.

 

[Kadee]

Sorry meant to put in quote

 

[Kadee]

If you want to .............press one

If you want to ............. press 2

If you want to ............ press 3




If you want to speak to an operator (that you can't understand) press 4

I totally agree with you, I don't waste my time ringing somone can't understand them

 

[jujube]

Your teenager on the phone: "Mom, I wanted you to hear this from me first..."

Your plumber: "Well, I ain't never seen nothing like this before...."

Your dentist to his receptionist, after one look in your mouth: "Call the dealership and set up an appointment for me to test-drive that Jag".

The surgeon: "Oops..."