You could move to Utah which is close to both states, has plenty of lakes, and is a great place to visit. Not so great to live here, but with the amount of people moving here from other places and diluting the inbred population

of a certain religion, it should get better.
I can still remember when we first moved here getting a notice from the local LDS church on how much we should “pay“ them. They sent people around to collect. The church had access to state income tax files

and demanded their 10%. Course, we were not LDS.