What combination of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

[old medic]

TRUE STORY....... I pull the cart behind me with a bunch of groceries, Place them on the belt, and then start packing the stuff in bags.
Now DW is behind the cart dealing with the youngin..... The girl totals it up and I pull out my wallet and pay......
WITH MONOPILY MONEY....
She stood there for a second as I smiled and started walking away..... So she just put the money in the drawer....
My wife waited a few seconds before saying " I'm sorry I can't take him anywhere " and paid.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Seriously, similar has been caught on camera on some of these Investigation Discovery crime shows. Don't people realize, these days, cameras are everywhere.

It's a mere coincidence that same day your dear wife goes missing, and you're on tape at Walmart buying a shovel.

 

[Remy]

It's a mere coincidence that same your dear wife goes missing, and you're on tape at Walmart buying a shovel.

Exactly. Not one bit of simple critical thinking. And just having a new cement patio put in the back yard.