What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?

Yeah, we all do stuff in the privacy of our homes, that we wouldn't dream of doing in public. I talk to myself. I just ramble away with anything that flashes up in my brain. Thankfully, mine is the only voice I hear, but to be constantly yapping in public?????
 

Yeah, we all do stuff in the privacy of our homes, that we wouldn't dream of doing in public. I talk to myself. I just ramble away with anything that flashes up in my brain. Thankfully, mine is the only voice I hear, but to be constantly yapping in public?????
I actually catch myself talking to myself in public on the odd occasion... I'll be in the supermarket debating whether to have this, that or the other, under my breath but even so.. 🤭

what do I do at home that I wouldn't do in public... ?.. errrrmmm...have a shower..🥴😜
 

What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?


Last time it snowed around here, I went out into the garden and wrote my name in the snow with pee, but I wouldn't dream of doing it in the park would I, well, a passing seagull might see me and take a peck at my peeing instrument? 😊
 
Last time it snowed around here, I went out into the garden and wrote my name in the snow with pee, 😊
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A man was asked why he was divorcing his wife.

"Well," he replied, "I came home and saw my neighbor's name written in pee in the snow."

"Why would you divorce your wife because of that?"

"IT WAS IN HER HANDWRITING!"
 
"What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?"

Heh, as if I'd tell you!
Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 7 Cracki10
 


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