What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?

[win231]

What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?​

Last time it snowed around here, I went out into the garden and wrote my name in the snow with pee, but I wouldn't dream of doing it in the park would I, well, a passing seagull might see me and take a peck at my peeing instrument?

Reminded me of a married guy named "Bill." He went outside on a snowy winter day & saw that someone wrote "Bill is a jerk" in pee in the snow.
He had a friend who was a lab technician. He had him take some of the snow to his lab & have it analyzed to find out whose pee it was.
When the technician came back, he said, "Well, it's your boss' pee......but it's your wife's handwriting.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Wearing clothes that are too good to throw away, but not good enough to go to the store in. It's my "homeless guy" look.

 

[Patch]

What do you do, at home, that you won't do in public?​

Last time it snowed around here, I went out into the garden and wrote my name in the snow with pee, but I wouldn't dream of doing it in the park would I, well, a passing seagull might see me and take a peck at my peeing instrument?

With a 76 year old prostate, mine would probably be just an unreadable squiggly line. At least no one would know, by name, who did it!!! :>)

 

[chic]

Wear pajamas in public. It doesn’t seem to bother some people to do so.
Also, I’d never got out of the house wearing curlers in my hair.

I don't wear pajamas in public either though I have seen a few who do. I once wore rollers in my hair in public when going to a friends house. I got a ride so probably nobody saw. I was 14 years old and we were preparing for a graduation party that night. Haven't done it since.

 

[WheatenLover]

I do not like to use public restrooms. It has to be practically an emergency before I will do so.

I did wear pajamas in public, by accident. I went to run a quick errand and discovered when I got back in the car that I'd forgotten I was wearing pajama pants. Thank heavens I was wearing a barn coat.

No one seemed to notice my pants had Snoopy figures all over them. They were probably looking at my weird hair, which isn't growing back in quickly enough to suit me. Or I am an invisible Oldie.