What do you do in private that you wouldn't do in public?

HermitHogan said:
I love to sing, too, and I have sung in public. It wasn't until I used a pitch analyzer on my vocals and saw how off pitch I was that I realized how bad a singer I was. :ROFLMAO:

Oh, well. It was fun, anyway. I still record my vocals, but now I use pitch correction to make it sound like I can actually sing. :cool:
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No! No! No! In modern music, most everything is pitch corrected. But it makes everything almost non-human, it's not natural. The various notes were never going to hit precisely, it's just not possible. So warble along like I do, and know it's a beautiful human thing to do!
 
oh, I can't share that....ok I will. Whatever I do in private I am happy to do in public within the law.
 

I vacuum and do housework in my underwear because I am apparently a hot blooded person; with any activity I sweat buckets! Not smelly sweat, either, just buckets of water comes out of every pore in my body, drips into my eyes...drives me nuts; is salty too. I can't wear rubber gloves for two minutes while cleaning either, because my HANDS even sweat into the gloves, is gross.

Is so weird, it must be genetic as I have two sons the same way, they don't get smelly sweaty either...just water, pouring out of their every pore.
 
I make up and sing Granny rap, and I talk in weird voices. The singing and rapping isn't so great, even I know that. But I've fooled plenty of people with my weird voices, including my late husband. I do like to play practical jokes.
 
mike4lorie said:
I pee on my tree on my property, instead of running into the house... but I wouldn't pee on trees in public...
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I wouldn't advise that if you live in California. Even on your own property, it can get you put on the Sex Offender's list.

mike4lorie said:
But I talk to myself all the time, in my shop, truck, and sometimes in public...
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In the age of Cell Phones and Bluetooth I never even notice people talking in public anymore. In fact, a lot of times they have to say my name to get my attention if they're talking to me.
 

What do you do in private that you wouldn't do in public?​

Pop pimples on my bum. 😊
 
Axel Slingerland said:
I wouldn't advise that if you live in California. Even on your own property, it can get you put on the Sex Offender's list.
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Actually, I was misinformed about that.

The law firm of Greg Hill and Associates Has this on their website:

What Punishment Do I Face for Public Urination? Jail Time?
The maximum punishment varies by the city or county at issue, but if prosecuted under Penal Code § 372 as public nuisance, it is punishable by a maximum of six months in county jail and a $500 fine, plus penalties and assessments.

I guess the Eureka Cop that told me it would get you put on the Sex Offender's list was wrong. I thought that seemed a little off...
 
I don't wear a bra in the privacy of my home. Sometimes I don’t wear any clothes at all! 🤣 Clearly I wouldn’t do that in public!
 
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