A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is 4 little animals."
The teacher asked, "And what 4 little animals would that be Sugar?"
The little girl said, "a mink on my back","a Jaguar in my garage," "a tiger in my bed," "And, a Jackass to pay for it all."