What Have You Learned From YouTube Ads?

Della

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I've learned that:

Big Pharma hates me and doesn't want me to know stuff.
Same with my doctor.
Drinking a certain pink salt mixture at night will make me wake up skinny.
Honey cures Alzheimer's immediately.
Apple Cider Vinegar cures everything else. If it didn't work for you it's because it didn't have the mother.
The Regulators are going to take away the little robot dogs.
Oatmeal is evil.
 

I never learned anything from the ads but when ads started occurring more on YouTube, I learned that subbing to YouTube premium was a good investment. I use YouTube often and the sub includes YouTube music which I prefer over Spotify.
 
I've learned that:

Big Pharma hates me and doesn't want me to know stuff.
Same with my doctor.
Drinking a certain pink salt mixture at night will make me wake up skinny.
Honey cures Alzheimer's immediately.
Apple Cider Vinegar cures everything else. If it didn't work for you it's because it didn't have the mother.
The Regulators are going to take away the little robot dogs.
Oatmeal is evil.
People have Stuck Poop. 😮 😁
 
That I can turn off the sound. Instagram commercials though.. with a grow box in 3 weeks your parsley grows to a full plant and you can harvest it magically. They sometimes have real funny commercials, but maybe because I ignore all the boring stuff I only get hilarious ones.
 
Even though I'm laughing at it, I actually love YouTube. Even without the premium, I've had countless hours of my favorite old 30's movies that you can't find anywhere else, favorite moments from the sit-coms, travel logs, obscure things no one is interested in but me and five other people, and music, music music. They even make mixes for me without me even asking, all my favorite pieces from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, interspersed with my son's heavy metal.

I usually push "skip," on most ads, but I'll let the whole thing play sometimes, because I know it means money for the person who loaded the video -- like this man, one of my favorites who makes enough money from his sponsors to clean houses for free for the sick and disabled.

 
I've learned that I don't understand that constipation and diarrhea are the same thing from a utube "doctor" that uses the word "poop" in every other sentence, but not once refers to a "bowel movement." I dare you to try to ignore that guy for more than 60 seconds. I've learned that influencers will do anything to get your attention. That's what I've learned from utube.
 
YouTube subscription is one of the few I have purchased. It is a little over $1 per month.

I put soft music on overnight, every night, and loud interruptions used to happen. I also watch many tutorials. So it's a very reasonable price for me.

So no ads.
 

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