Quackers
Member
Ridden a horse
Eaten oysters or avocados
Had a hangover after imbibing way too much
Trusted politicians
Been a sheeple or follower
Attended hen parties
Debated controversial topics with someone whose only knowledge is from what they've read on t'internet
Been an attention seeker
Lost my inner child
Gone against something I believe in
Inflated a tyre by breathing into it
Sold furniture items in good condition instead of donating to hospice shops to sell for funding
Been to a beach party
Had sex on a zip wire or tight rope
Kissed a frog
Eaten salads provided by others (restaurants, meals out)
Not washed my hands after using the bathroom
Not taken the quilt off all day to air the bed
Driven a racing car
Been arrested
Surfed (the sea) or shot the rapids
Ironed underwear or socks
Invite spiders into my house, so bugger off
Been confident at interviews. I couldn't sell myself to myself so there's no way I could be successful getting a job these days with the daft questions they ask.
(Imagine interviewing an applicant for a street cleaner or binmen. 'And what do you think you can bring to the job and why should we employ you ?' Reply 'Oh I'm passionate about the smell of others detritus, rotting food, smelly nappies, bags of dog excrement' when all they really want to say is 'Why would apply I for this shite job if I didn't need the money to pay my bills' or 'Cause I'm a junkie and need to feed my habit')
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Bungee jumping's been mentioned - cue memory:
On my daughter's 21st one of her mates bought her a bungee jump which she never did, thankfully. I never asked why she didn't , just presumed she didn't because of the height or what it could do to the body.
Fast forward to 2 yrs ago when she was 34 and in South Africa and what did she do? Bloukrans Bridge - the 5th highest bungee jump in the world at 216metres.
Her comment after ..... never again!
Eaten oysters or avocados
Had a hangover after imbibing way too much
Trusted politicians
Been a sheeple or follower
Attended hen parties
Debated controversial topics with someone whose only knowledge is from what they've read on t'internet
Been an attention seeker
Lost my inner child
Gone against something I believe in
Inflated a tyre by breathing into it
Sold furniture items in good condition instead of donating to hospice shops to sell for funding
Been to a beach party
Had sex on a zip wire or tight rope
Kissed a frog
Eaten salads provided by others (restaurants, meals out)
Not washed my hands after using the bathroom
Not taken the quilt off all day to air the bed
Driven a racing car
Been arrested
Surfed (the sea) or shot the rapids
Ironed underwear or socks
Invite spiders into my house, so bugger off
Been confident at interviews. I couldn't sell myself to myself so there's no way I could be successful getting a job these days with the daft questions they ask.
(Imagine interviewing an applicant for a street cleaner or binmen. 'And what do you think you can bring to the job and why should we employ you ?' Reply 'Oh I'm passionate about the smell of others detritus, rotting food, smelly nappies, bags of dog excrement' when all they really want to say is 'Why would apply I for this shite job if I didn't need the money to pay my bills' or 'Cause I'm a junkie and need to feed my habit')
....
Bungee jumping's been mentioned - cue memory:
On my daughter's 21st one of her mates bought her a bungee jump which she never did, thankfully. I never asked why she didn't , just presumed she didn't because of the height or what it could do to the body.
Fast forward to 2 yrs ago when she was 34 and in South Africa and what did she do? Bloukrans Bridge - the 5th highest bungee jump in the world at 216metres.
Her comment after ..... never again!
