What I brought to the church fellowship meal

Two sweet items - almond cake (left) and cereal bars. The cereal bars are a variation on Rice Krispies treats. I added a variety of cereals, fried fruits and peanuts. The almond cake seemed more popular - there was less left on the plate. One woman that sat at my table remarked that she didn't care for the cereal bars, but didn't elaborate why. Her husband seemed to be enjoying one.

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My husband and son would have loved those cereal bars, in fact, yesterday, I made a double batch of rice crispie treats, stacked them in a pyramid, put a bow on top and told them it was an early Christmas presents. They were happy.

Your old house is a dream. White walls and red-brown floors are my favorite.
 
I was at a, "bring a dish" party when we lived in England. I had brought Watergate Salad (pineapple, whipped cream, nuts, pistachio pudding) because I knew the hostess's little boy liked it. Two women next to me started talking about that disgusting green stuff, "That's what Americans call salad." etc. Then one of them made the stick-her-finger-down-her- throat gesture. About that time the little boy came up thanking me for bringing it and saying how much he liked it. I just slowly turned my head and gave them a droll look.
 
I was at a, "bring a dish" party when we lived in England. I had brought Watergate Salad (pineapple, whipped cream, nuts, pistachio pudding) because I knew the hostess's little boy liked it. Two women next to me started talking about that disgusting green stuff, "That's what Americans call salad." etc. Then one of them made the stick-her-finger-down-her- throat gesture. About that time the little boy came up thanking me for bringing it and saying how much he liked it. I just slowly turned my head and gave them a droll look.
Oh, those "polite" Brits. At least the little boy was well mannered. And so were you, for bringing something you knew he'd enjoy!
 
I was reading an anecdote once about a guy who grew up in a parsonage. A lot of the church members would bring food to the parson's family and some of it was good and some it was....uh...not. He said his father struggled with the moral question of whether, when he was asked the next Sunday by that member how he liked the item she brought, should he tell the truth or utter a little white lie. No problem when it was good, "Well, Sister Smith, that was really good chocolate cake and we enjoyed it down to the last crumb!" But what to say when the item in question was inedible???

Finally, his father came up on the solution. He designated an area way back in the corner of the backyard of the parsonage to throw inedible food and declared that henceforth that area was going to be secretly called "THE SPOT".

Now, when he was cornered by Mrs. Jones who wanted to know how he liked her tomato, onion and pineapple sour-cream aspic, he could give her a big smile and say, "Well, Mrs. Jones, I can tell you IT HIT THE SPOT!" and everybody was happy. He hadn't told a lie and Mrs. Jones, hopefully, would feel good about being appreciated and hopefully not make it again.
 
I was at a, "bring a dish" party when we lived in England. I had brought Watergate Salad (pineapple, whipped cream, nuts, pistachio pudding) because I knew the hostess's little boy liked it. Two women next to me started talking about that disgusting green stuff, "That's what Americans call salad." etc. Then one of them made the stick-her-finger-down-her- throat gesture. About that time the little boy came up thanking me for bringing it and saying how much he liked it. I just slowly turned my head and gave them a droll look.
I'm so sorry. What a couple of snits. That kid had good timing. You played it well.
 

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