What is a modern day equivalent of the expression “burn in hell”?

[Murrmurr]

Back in 2016 there was a satirical presidential candidate named Deez Nuts. At least in the area where I live, "deez nuts" has become the new "go to hell", and is most often said while cradling ones crotch.

 

[Judycat]

Drap ded.

 

[SetWave]

Anything that expresses disgust is fine with me.

 

[-Oy-]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and your arms be too short to scratch.

 

[Lakeland living]

Normally I offer a great big smile, thinking what I would do first...

 

[Pepper]

I'm boring. Nothing can replace F. etc You. I hope when I die I'm not yelling that! Would like to be more gracious, or not?

"Goodbye, it's been a great F-U."

 

[Jim W.]

Why would you want to say bad things at all?
Why cause more disharmony on this already saturated planet?
I am on the wrong world.

Because sometimes people are just jerks and need to be told something pithy.

 

[SetWave]

Why would you want to say bad things at all?
Why cause more disharmony on this already saturated planet?
I am on the wrong world.

Good point. All the anger we express just comes from within. Much better to express joy.

 

[Jim W.]

Good point. All the anger we express just comes from within. Much better to express joy.

Yuck.

 

[MarciKS]

Why would you want to say bad things at all?
Why cause more disharmony on this already saturated planet?
I am on the wrong world.

Because Gaer. Sometimes people just tick a person off and it's more fitting to tell them to bite your *ss than it is to say have a nice day!

 

[SetWave]

Because Gaer. Sometimes people just tick a person off and it's more fitting to tell them to bite your *ss than it is to say have a nice day!

Actually, I used to work with a guy who always replied to jerks with, "Have a nice day," in the most convincing way.
And we all know Have a Nice Day means I hope you die.

 

[Pepper]

Because sometimes people are just jerks and need to be told something pithy.

Don't know if it is them who need it, but the person saying it sure does!

 

[ohioboy]

Go catch a fish on the river Styx.

Go jump in Fire Lake.

 

[Dana]

In the minds of most religious zealots, “hell” is a place where people get tortured and tormented for all eternity. Telling someone they should burn in hell is announcing your desire that they suffer in agonizing pain forever and ever.

I ask, who would wish that on anyone?

 

[wcwbf]

 

[MarciKS]

In the minds of most religious zealots, “hell” is a place where people get tortured and tormented for all eternity. Telling someone they should burn in hell is announcing your desire that they suffer in agonizing pain forever and ever.

I ask, who would wish that on anyone?

in the right instance

 

[chic]

Can I create a new one? Go to 2020!

 

[Jeweltea]

"Well, bless your heart" is one I've heard. Said with a sweet Southern accent.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

"Your call is very important to us............"

 

[debodun]

Gag me with a spoon.

Go *bleep* yourself!

 

[Jim W.]

An oldie but a goodie.... "F**k you and the horse you rode in on!!!"

 

[SetWave]

"Your call is very important to us............"

Excellent, Fuzz. Excellent.

 

[Mr. Ed]

Bum-f-c-it
go where the sun don‘t shine