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hypochondriac

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If you could witness my life you might get a laugh or two. At my expense. One person's humiliation is another's pleasure.
See me walking up a long flight of steps with a backpak vac on. Look at that old geyser . He is really struggling. He needs to get a desk job or give up work altogether. What is he trying to prove?
Then you can watch how my dog manipulates me to get what he wants. He knows how to be cute. he knows cuteness works. he's got me wrapped around his small paw.
 
I heard that the best joke to come from The Simpsons was this:
Homer is eating hamburgers, drinking beer and sitting on the couch watching tv. Marge expresses concern about his lack of exercise and bad diet. Homer replies:
"That's a problem for future Homer to deal with"
One the less funny side, that attitude has got me in poor current financial status. Im not starving though so cant complain.
 
hypochondriac said:
If you could witness my life you might get a laugh or two. At my expense. One person's humiliation is another's pleasure.
See me walking up a long flight of steps with a backpak vac on. Look at that old geyser . He is really struggling. He needs to get a desk job or give up work altogether. What is he trying to prove?
Then you can watch how my dog manipulates me to get what he wants. He knows how to be cute. he knows cuteness works. he's got me wrapped around his small paw.
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You shouldn't be so hard on yourself! Lots of folks our age have various health problems, if you start worrying about what other people may be thinking, you'll just bring issues into your mind that really have no business there. I really like people who love and care for their pets, my dog is cute too and has me trained well....but I wouldn't have it any other way. :love_heart:
 
I've been trained by many pets. Even my bird knows how to get a piece of cheese out of me. My kids make jokes about me all the time. It doesn't bother me. Usually it's about my computer skills or how I save the boxes from Christmas gifts and many other of my thrifty ways. I get the last laugh because they come running to me looking for a coffee can or a jar. I'm going to start charging them.
 
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