Not gross but FUNNY.Evidently I SAY THINGS that gross people out. I was talking to my daughter on the phone and my chihuahua climbed up on the back of my chair behind me and started licking my ear. I put her down and told my daughter " What did you say? The dog was licking my ear." She said " Eew make her get down!" I was joking and said " Why? That's the most sex I've had in years." My daughter said " Omg!! That's so gross Mom!!"