Mine was, I tried to swim accross the Ohio River.![]()
Bet that was fun...When I was a USAF pilot, I did a slow roll over Niagra Falls.
When I was a USAF pilot, I did a slow roll over Niagra Falls.
And you had to walk back in your bathing suite?[/QUOTE
Sheriff Deputy walked me back
We were having a geography lesson. Mr Cass was [as usual] holding forth. I was [quietly] whispering to Alan Rayner,who was right beside me.
We were actually talking about the subject of the lesson-namely,the Gotthard tunnel through the Alpine Mountain range,which is 10.5 miles long.
Suddenly,a blackboard rubber-one of those wooden ones-bounced off my forehead,with some force!
Mr Cass was annoyed at me for 'talking during the lesson' and let it show. He was famed for his often quite violent actions toward pupils.
...when he turned back to the blackboard,upon which photos of the Gotthard Tunnel were being projected....that same wooden blackboard rubber bounced right off HIS head!
Yeah - he didn't expect THAT! [I was caned in front of the school-six whacks on each hand...worth every whack,as I'd become WORLD FAMOUS in that school!]
:lofl: I’ve done similar but with different results ... lolAnd you had to walk back in your bathing suite?[/QUOTE
Sheriff Deputy walked me back
We were having a geography lesson. Mr Cass was [as usual] holding forth. I was [quietly] whispering to Alan Rayner,who was right beside me.
We were actually talking about the subject of the lesson-namely,the Gotthard tunnel through the Alpine Mountain range,which is 10.5 miles long.
Suddenly,a blackboard rubber-one of those wooden ones-bounced off my forehead,with some force!
Mr Cass was annoyed at me for 'talking during the lesson' and let it show. He was famed for his often quite violent actions toward pupils.
...when he turned back to the blackboard,upon which photos of the Gotthard Tunnel were being projected....that same wooden blackboard rubber bounced right off HIS head!
Yeah - he didn't expect THAT! [I was caned in front of the school-six whacks on each hand...worth every whack,as I'd become WORLD FAMOUS in that school!]
There was a washed out gully under the railroad tracks near where we lived and I laid down in the wash and let the train run over the top. You could feel the bouncing rails barely touching you. Looking back, I suppose that would be considered crazy.
I won a limbo contest at a dance. I was in the bag. My back still hasn't recovered.
I won a limbo contest at a dance. I was in the ba
g. My back still hasn't recovered.