What is the weirdest thing you found in your fridge?

Aunt Marg said:
Party-pooper here, as I'm extremely reserved, so no questionable items or things to mention. :giggle:
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A friend that I used to work with and I still meet for lunch occasionally (well, before COVID-19 anyway). If we ordered pizza, to him anything other than pepperoni was considered "suspicious" or, as you might say "questionable". :)

Tony
 
Sliverfox said:
Dead parakeet in my freezer.
Hubby son had bought a parakeet at pet shop.

They were going to return the dead bird,, hoping to get another one.
Think they had it a day or so before it died.
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Well, now that would never be confused for ice cream, so no danger of grabbing something weird to eat from the freezer late at night. o_O

Tony
 
Damaged Goods said:
If this thread includes things that you didn't put there ..... Once found a spent but umarked bullet inside a frozen TV dinner. Looked like a .38. The pkg. was undamaged so at least it wasn't the victim.
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That's interesting. I'm wondering if "Unmarked" meant absolutely no marks on it; not even rifling grooves. If there were no rifling grooves on the sides of it (like this photo) it was not spent; just dropped in it somehow.
 

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I keep worms and other fishing bait in the refrigerator on the inside of the door down low. They are well wrapped and last a long time.
 
jujube said:
One of my favorite memes: "Some days I amaze myself; other days I put my keys in the refrigerator."
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I actually did this once, a long time ago. I was getting ready to go to work and couldn't find my keys anywhere and was frantically searching everywhere for them so I wouldn't be late for work and face a very crabby boss. I retraced my steps from when I had come in the night before, and there they were -- in the fridge. Ever after that I've consciously made sure I put my keys down in a designated place.
 
OK, you guys we are drifting off the subject matter like maggots in the fridge (m-m-m-m, my favorite) versus a pic of juicy, tender delicious ribs which no one wants to view.
 
Butterfly said:
I actually did this once, a long time ago. I was getting ready to go to work and couldn't find my keys anywhere and was frantically searching everywhere for them so I wouldn't be late for work and face a very crabby boss. I retraced my steps from when I had come in the night before, and there they were -- in the fridge. Ever after that I've consciously made sure I put my keys down in a designated place.
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Well, compared to where I've had to look for things.........
My sister couldn't find her car keys. I've told her in the past that she shouldn't have her house and car keys all on one key ring.
After 45 minutes of searching, I asked her what she remembers doing when she noticed them missing. She said, "I was taking out the garbage."
Well, that's what I call a smelly hint. I found her keys - in an empty can of beans. Well.....it was empty except for that slimy stuff they're packaged in.
My mom called me & said she couldn't find her bridge. She couldn't eat without it because it had 7 or 8 teeth in it. I remembered my sister's lost keys, so I didn't have to ask her anything; I just went through the garbage bit by bit. Of course it was a big trash can & it was almost full.
There it was - halfway down.
 
Damaged Goods said:
If this thread includes things that you didn't put there ..... Once found a spent but umarked bullet inside a frozen TV dinner. Looked like a .38. The pkg. was undamaged so at least it wasn't the victim.
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ROFLMAO!

I wasn't aware that Remington and Winchester made TV Dinners! :giggle:
 
DH & I were looking through my mother’s fridge. There was a container full of some kind of slime and we tossed it fast. Apparently it was the base for some ‘health food’ drink that you keeping growing. Yuck.

In my fridge, the unknowns are ‘when did I put that in there?’
 
There was a man that received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer, thinking this might make an impression on the parrot. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet. The man was frightened that he might have actually killed the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said:

"I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ... when the parrot continued:

"May I ask what the chicken did wrong?"
 
jujube said:
When my cousins were moving their mother out of her apartment, they found her dead cat in the freezer. Her rationale for it being there? She was saving money to have it cremated so she could keep its ashes.
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"It was so nice of you to invite us over for dinner. What are we having?"

:unsure:
 
Jules said:
DH & I were looking through my mother’s fridge. There was a container full of some kind of slime and we tossed it fast. Apparently it was the base for some ‘health food’ drink that you keeping growing. Yuck.

In my fridge, the unknowns are ‘when did I put that in there?’
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Good thing you tossed it.
It was Soylent Green.
 

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