What needs to be invented?

[Georgiagranny]

A riding vacuum that climbs stairs, converts to a riding mower with an air conditioned cab or sNOwblower/plow with a heated cab.

 

[Naturally]

Solar powered crystal ball

 

[HermitHogan]

A jig to use with a jigsaw so it cuts through steel tube and bars strait.

I'm going to invent that this afternoon.

 

[Buckeye]

Way back in the late 1950s I saw a cartoon where one of the characters had a portable hole. He could take it with him, put it on the outside of the bank and just walk thru. once inside, he pulled it in after himself, put it on the door to the vault, and once again just walk right in. i've been thinking about it for what, almost 70 years? We most def need one...

 

[Babs2u]

If this is a serious question I have something to suggest. It would be spatula tongs. In other words two flat surfaces to turn something like a loose crab cake to keep it from falling apart.

 

[Nathan]

A cordless vacuum that has a disposable paper dirt bag, so that you didn't have to handle the dust bunnies and dirt.

 

[Inept]

If this is a serious question I have something to suggest. It would be spatula tongs. In other words two flat surfaces to turn something like a loose crab cake to keep it from falling apart.

Done.

 

[Rakaia]

Way back in the late 1950s I saw a cartoon where one of the characters had a portable hole. He could take it with him, put it on the outside of the bank and just walk thru. once inside, he pulled it in after himself, put it on the door to the vault, and once again just walk right in. i've been thinking about it for what, almost 70 years? We most def need one...

LOL. On the farm we used to joke about pre-dug post holes.
As a greenkeeper on golf courses I used to tease golfers who talked to their balls. I told them I was going to make a fortune with voice activated golf balls.

 

[ElCastor]

Probably already been brought up, but a level 5 car, one that can drive itself completely independently, even to the extent of being summoned by its owner from several miles away.

And while I am about it, a reliable cure for all cancers would be nice.

 

[Babs2u]

Done.

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Thank you, Inept. That was quick! When I Googled it nothing came up. I like the black one. Now if only they hadn't told us not to use black utensils. I forget why.

 

[Inept]

Thank you, Inept. That was quick!

I figured you were in a hurry so I pulled out the drawing board immediately and got to work.

 

[Dave03]

I always thought it would be nice if you could, while watching tv, be able to mute individual people.

Also, it would be awesome to be able to type in a keyword on your newsfeed and have every article with that word in it disappear.

First word I'm typing? Kardashian.

 

[Inept]

...... it would be awesome to be able to type in a keyword on your newsfeed and have every article with that word in it disappear.

First word I'm typing? Kardashian.

GOOD choice! Second word? Taylor. Third word? Swift.

 

[dilettante]

A quiet leaf blower!

Do you realize how seriously sales would plummet?

 

[dilettante]

If this is a serious question I have something to suggest. It would be spatula tongs. In other words two flat surfaces to turn something like a loose crab cake to keep it from falling apart.

"Loose crabs" seems almost redundant. And who would want a cake of them?

 

[George1959]

My wife told me, that she would need a remote control to stop my endless monologues

 

[MaidMarian]

A house that cleans itself. You go out for a half hour, push a button and when you come home , everything is clean and fresh. That would be heavenly!

 

[Inept]

A house that cleans itself. You go out for a half hour, push a button and when you come home , everything is clean and fresh. That would be heavenly!

Just leave the door unlocked and make a lot of noise as you leave.

 

[George1959]

A house that cleans itself. You go out for a half hour, push a button and when you come home , everything is clean and fresh. That would be heavenly!

Oh no! My house must look like the house in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Spiders and cobwebs everywhere. And dozens of dead flies under the webs .

 

[Inept]

Oh no! My house must look like the house in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Spiders and cobwebs everywhere. And dozens of dead flies under the webs .

Damn it, Janet!

 

[HermitHogan]

I always thought it would be nice if you could, while watching tv, be able to mute individual people.

Also, it would be awesome to be able to type in a keyword on your newsfeed and have every article with that word in it disappear.

First word I'm typing? Kardashian.

Also, Taylor Swift and that guy who fought Tyson, and also Tyson.