What size shoes do your feet require?

[Gaer]

Have a feeling someday, someone isgoing to be laughing at us for answering this question! Probably someone in an abnormal psychology class!
All right! i'll bite!
size 6

 

[911]

Guys, no exaggerating, please!


A woman walked into a bar in Austin & saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. She asked the cowboy if it was true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned & said, "Why sure, little lady! Why don't ya come on out to the bunk house & let me prove it to ya?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100.00 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well thank ya, ma'am.....I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Take the money & buy yourself some boots that fit."

A cowboy went to a doctor due to having a lot of pain in his leg. After several tests and the pain getting worse, the doctor told the cowboy:
"I have good news and bad news for you?

The cowboy thought about this for a moment and replied,
"Well Doc, you better give me the bad news first because I may need some good news to cheer me up a bit."

The doctor then told the cowboy,
"Well, the bad news is that we are going to have to amputate your leg."

The cowboy then said,
"Holy cow! Well then, what's the good news?"

The doctor looked at the cowboy and said,
"The man up in room 26A said he'll give you $200.00 for your boots."

 

[Ferocious]

What size shoes do your feet require?
I'm a size 8, but a size 9 is a bit more comfortable, so I always buy a 10.