What the heck...Caption needed

[Pappy]

I'm trying to imagine what this old photo is all about. Needs a caption.....

 

[Falcon]

"Read faster! We ain't got all night !

 

[Aunt Bea]

I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride.

 

[Lon]

You had better marry her son or your a dead man.

 

[IKE]

"For the tenth time Zeke I don't care what the Blue Book says your donkey is worth, I ain't gonna trade off my ol' lady for it ......you and your mangy ass had better get the hell off my property !"

 

[hauntedtexan]

I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride.

I now pronounce you husband and sister...........:eeew:

 

[SeaBreeze]

You put in obey for my part and you're a dead man!