What was the worst wedding you went to?

[Paladin1950]

The wedding where my younger sister married an idiot deadbeat who lived off his mommy and welfare. Fortunately she eventually divorced him. Unfortunately, my mother didn't live long enough to see it. He's gone now. Passed away a few years ago. No one in the family shed a tear.

My mother had 2 nick names for him. A short name and a long name.
The short name was: The Thing. The long name was, Dirty, stinking, rotten, no good thing.

 

[Born_To_Lose]

Went to a wedding in UP in Michigan the first week of February. I almost froze my toes off and I didn't wear a hat while it was slowing 3 inches an hour. The temperature was 12° and the winds were 18 mph. We had to walk 4 blocks to the church because neither the streets or the sidewalks were cleared. Thank God the reception was held in the church basement. After everything was over with, the wind had died down and the sidewalks and streets were cleared. It was still very cold.