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Has anyone ever wondered what he keeps in his sporran? I don't want to know what’s in there, I was just wondering if anyone else wondered.

…But anyway, now I think of it, I think he might have a hair care kit in his. As he’s looking pretty good for someone standing out in the windy Scottish moorlands?
In the old days the sporran (purse) was used for carrying coins, or firelighting equipment or even some food such as oats etc.
Today, it is used for carrying a mobile phone and car keys :LOL:
 
Has anyone ever wondered what he keeps in his sporran? I don't want to know what’s in there, I was just wondering if anyone else wondered.

…But anyway, now I think of it, I think he might have a hair care kit in his. As he’s looking pretty good for someone standing out in the windy Scottish moorlands?
You wondered what he keeps in his what?
Spoarran? That must be the man purse!
He might have an extra pin in case he loses his. A pair of underwear and maybe a chunk of good black hash. A lighter. A Swiss Army knife. A tiny bottle of Baileys Irish Cream? Who knows. 🤷‍♀️
 

You wondered what he keeps in his what?
Spoarran? That must be the man purse!
He might have an extra pin in case he loses his. A I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwire in his sporran might not be necessary and maybe a chunk of good black hash. A little. A Swiss Army knife. A tiny bottle as Baileys Irish Cream? Who knows. 🤷‍♀️

I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwear in his sporran might not necessarily be a requirement. Not unless he keeps a pair in case of emergencies, such as a if huge gust of wind hitting his legs and blows right up his…

Well actually, I think I might leave it there. Don’t want to get too carried away with myself.
 
I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwear in his sporran might not necessarily be a requirement. Not unless he keeps a pair in case of emergencies, such as a if huge gust of wind hitting his legs and blows right up his…

Well actually, I think I might leave it there. Don’t want to get too carried away with myself.
Oh, I asked a Scotsman once and he said "Nothing".
I didn't dare answer.
 
I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwear in his sporran might not necessarily be a requirement. Not unless he keeps a pair in case of emergencies, such as a if huge gust of wind hitting his legs and blows right up his…

Well actually, I think I might leave it there. Don’t want to get too carried away with myself.
No they don’t but if he ever thought of going for a steep hike up a country hill or climb up a tree , he’d be safe. He does look like he’s hiking out- doors with the walking stick and all.
Yes. 😂This would be for emergencies.😅
 
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I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwear in his sporran might not necessarily be a requirement. Not unless he keeps a pair in case of emergencies, such as a if huge gust of wind hitting his legs and blows right up his…

Well actually, I think I might leave it there. Don’t want to get too carried away with myself.
Read all about it here:

https://clan.com/help/kilts-wearing-matching-garments-accessories/what-is-worn-under-the-kilt

I’ve been to the Edinburgh Tattoo twice and I can’t imagine any one would wear a kilt in front of the late Queen minus underwear. The thought of King Charles going commando when he wears a kilt boggles the mind!
 
of course they wear summat under the sporon - ever heard the phrase "jeewiz - it's cold enough here to freeze the balls of a brass monkey?"
 
I actually have a funny/ racy Scotsman/ Kilt joke on the tip of my tongue...but don't think I should post it. PM me if you want to hear it, though. And let me know if I should post it on this thread.
 
I'm not sure a true Scotsman wears anything under his kilt, and therefore a pair of underwear in his sporran might not necessarily be a requirement. Not unless he keeps a pair in case of emergencies, such as a if huge gust of wind hitting his legs and blows right up his…

Well actually, I think I might leave it there. Don’t want to get too carried away with myself.
Traditionally, the only thing he wears under his kilt are his shirt tails and shoes and socks.
 
Has anyone ever wondered what he keeps in his sporran? I don't want to know what’s in there, I was just wondering if anyone else wondered. :)

…But anyway, now I think of it, I think he might have a hair care kit in his. As he’s looking pretty good for someone standing out in the windy Scottish moorlands?
My Sister's father-in-law was Scottish and served in the Army. I asked him one day, "George, is it true that men wearing kilts are not wearing any undies"? He said it was true, and every day they were on the parade grounds the Seargent would come around with a mirror attached to his shoe to check under their kilts. If not, then they would be up for detention. I wonder if all those lovely men marching in the Royal Pageant were wearing theirs.? George also did Scottish Dancing and won many trophies. He said wearing a Sporran was essential as it kept the kilt and other parts from swinging in the wrong direction. True story.
 
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While I’ve cheekily joked about the Scottish kilt, I truly appreciate the history and tradition behind it.

Kilts date back to the 16th century when they were worn by mercenaries in Ireland. By early 18th century kilts became popular for Scotsman living in the Highlands. In 1746 the British government ban the wearing of the Highland dress including the kilt. This was repeated in 1782 but the kilt did not gain its popularity until the 19th century.

In 1822, King George the IV visited Scotland and was photographed wearing a kilt which sparked a revival of interest in Scottish culture and customs.

The most common type of kilt which is made from wooden fabric patterned with the distinctive tartan is a Scottish clan.

Other popular types of kilts include the Hunting Kilt which was made from green tweed fabric, was more formal than the tartan kilt and was worn with a Jacket. I believe Sean Connery wore that type of kilt.

Accessories, Traditions and Taboos associated with Wearing the Kilt

The kilt is typically worn with a sporran, which is a pouch that hangs from the waist in front of the kilt. The main purpose of the sporran was to help keep the kilt in place as well as being a place to store keys and money. It also served as a bit of decoration.

The tradition that the kilt was made to be worn with no undergarments is debatable. Some felt undergarments were needed especially with the woollen kilt . Some believed undergarments helped keep the kilt clean as they weren’t washed often.

This was also the reason why you never worn someone else’s kilt. It was considered taboo and bad luck.
If your kilt ever fell off, it was considered good luck.

Another taboo is that women should never wear a kilt. It was considered bad luck.

The second taboo had to do with etiquette and it required that legs be crossed at the knee while sitting down. There are however many men who don’t follow this etiquette.

The Scottish kilt is an iconic symbol of Scottish history and culture which has been embraced over centuries by people all around the world. Its timeless design and rich heritage have made it a popular choice for weddings and other special occasions. Many a Scotsman wore them while playing bagpipes.

Every year hundreds of people would join a special March along the Main Street where my parents lived. They’d not not only March down the road in full kilt uniform but would also all play bagpipes. It really was a spectacular yearly event.

Lastly I apologize if any of my comments came across as disrespectful. I’ve sincerely got much respect for this tradition.

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My Sister's father-in-law was Scottish and served in the Army. I asked him one day, "George, is it true that men wearing kilts are not wearing any undies"? He said it was true, and every day they were on the parade grounds the Seargent would come around with a mirror attached to his shoe to check under their kilts. If not, then they would be up for detention. I wonder if all those lovely men marching in the Royal Pageant were wearing theirs.? George also did Scottish Dancing and won many trophies. He said wearing a Sporran was essential as it kept the kilt and other parts from swinging in the wrong direction. True story.

You have just reminded me of one of the Carry On movies, "Carry On Up the Khyber":


Legend has it that if caught in a compromising position, it's easier to run with one's kilt up rather than pants down. ...just saying.

On a different note. No underwear, or could he be wearing a G-String? Who knows -- who even cares, as it takes all sorts:

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