What would be one of your most embarrassing moments

[charry]

Nope, I rarely have embarrassing moments. Brits are noted for their self-deprecating humour...we laugh at ourselves

The only time I feel really embarrassed is when I see Brits behaving badly abroad and that is too frequent for my liking

So do I jamala x it seems as soon as they get to the airports and holiday destinations with all the booze they get so embarrassing
We stay at countries with jyst the local people which are Brit free

 

[horseless carriage]

I once got a nun drunk. (not on purpose).

What did she drink, communion wine?

Training for a dance competition, Annie, our instructor had choreographed something of a difficult cha-cha-cha. At one point I had to hold hands with my dance partner, stretch the other hand out and dance backwards to the Latin offbeat.

"No, no, not like that Annie kept saying, again she showed me. Determined to impress I took my ladies hand, stretched out the other one and perfectly cupped Annie's boob.

Oh no! Letting go of my partner, I took Annie's left hand in my right and gently tapped my forehead up and down on her shoulder. "Annie, I am so humbly sorry," I said, apologetically. She was an angel, bringing her free hand round to embrace me, she kissed my temple and then my cheek. "Forget it," she soothed, "no offense taken." Then just as we started the routine again Annie said: "I bet you felt a right tit then, didn't you?" Oh dear, how I coloured up!

 

[Alligatorob]

I once got a nun drunk. (not on purpose). That rates pretty high on the scale.

I think nun's are allowed to drink. It's what they do when drunk that may be a problem...

 

[Pappy]

I had taken a shower and realized I had no towels so…I come bebopping out of the bathroom to get a towel out of closet. Meanwhile, 4 of my sister-in-laws had come to visit my wife and….need I go on?

 

[squatting dog]

I think nun's are allowed to drink. It's what they do when drunk that may be a problem...

Could be, but, let me tell you, Mother Superior was one mad, unhappy lady.

 

[DebraMae]

I still do that, when you find a shoe comfortable, you buy it in many colors, then you go out, people are smiling but you don't know why......

That is exactly what I had done. Navy looks a lot like black in the morning.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

one embarrassing moment was years ago on the job, I was wearing a new
blouse (price tag) on the back showing which of course I did not know, so
this coworker says "hey new blouse!) me "no have had it for years, not new"
lmao.

 

[squatting dog]

I was dating a girl who went to this private school run by nun's. On my way back from town one day, I saw this nun (sister Jessica) walking back from town so I offered her a ride. When I accelerated, the glove box popped open and a bottle of Yago-Sangria fell into her lap. She asked me what was this and me, being the smart ass said "oh, that's just some modified grape juice". Well, she took a sip, said "oh that's nice", then took a few more and by the time we arrived at the school, she was fall down drunk. How was I supposed to know that a non drinking person could get so smashed on wine?
On a side note, the bottle was pretty.

 

[Jamala]

So do I jamala x it seems as soon as they get to the airports and holiday destinations with all the booze they get so embarrassing
We stay at countries with jyst the local people which are Brit free

Same here...sad when oné's own country folk annoys the hell out of one.