Lance_Harding
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A gentleman was walking through a casino in Vegas when he sees a beautiful hooker, so he asks her how much. She says "$1,000 a night."
The gentleman replies "$1,000???!! That's crazy. I never pay more than $50."
She says "I wouldn't even be talking to you for $50."
He says "$50 my final offer."
She says "F*** Off!"
Later that evening the gent is in the elevator with his wife, going up to their room. The hooker gets on, looks at him, looks at his wife, looks at him and says
"See what you get for $50?"
The gentleman replies "$1,000???!! That's crazy. I never pay more than $50."
She says "I wouldn't even be talking to you for $50."
He says "$50 my final offer."
She says "F*** Off!"
Later that evening the gent is in the elevator with his wife, going up to their room. The hooker gets on, looks at him, looks at his wife, looks at him and says
"See what you get for $50?"