What's Santa bringing the OLD FART's this year?

drifter said:
I have a short list of things I wanted but have been notified Christmas has been put on hold this year. No gifts, no Christmas Tree, no decorations, nada. We don't send cards, therefore we get none. Well we did get one, from a nephew and niece in law, but they didn't remember our name and put someone else name. The card shows a large house with nephew and his two kids standing in front, all have guns pointing at us. The caption is: We've got you covered this Christmas. Well, They say it is the thought that counts.
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Sounds like our house, although we have a little fake flocked tree up, for a bit of cheer, that was the mister's doing, in that regard he is more sentimental than me. I just didn't feel like dragging out all the Christmas crappola out this year.


Here is a lovely little family tableau, maybe they know your nephew!

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Well, I'm in with Drifter and OH..I have a little fiber optic tree that we usually put out. I love the changing color lights on it, so that will probably be my sum acknowledgment of Christmas. I have boxes of decorations stacked in the shed that need to be donated as I doubt I'll ever drag them out anymore.
 
Pappy said:
Gold inserts? What the......
However, I do enjoy the finger exams. No wait, this isn't the lie section is it?
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Pappy, the gold seeds help aim the radiotherapy beams at the prostate ... three means pinpoint accuracy. Coupled with three tattoo points on hips and lower abdomen, they mean greater accuracy when you get in this thinggy:


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