What's the Difference Between a Snowman and a Snow Woman?

[Beezer]

Any guesses?

 

[oldaunt]

Snowballs

 

[Beezer]

Hah! Bingo!

Q: Why is Santa's bag so big?

 

[dilettante]

Silly me. I started counting carrots.

 

[David777]

 

[Flarbalard]

Every stop these days has pooper scooper laws with severe penalties for noncompliance.