What's the news in your town,

[Della]

I wish to move to a small town where the daily paper's headline is that the local high school football team won their game against their rival on the other side of the state, and on page two is who won the baking contest.

That's my town! There's also a lady who prints a recipe every week and once a year we have the library book sale. Sadly everybody takes the paper for the obituaries.