Katybug
Senior Member
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
If you drink it, what's your favorite brand of coffee or tea for mornings?
-Wikipedia"Hand-grown and picked (with only their right hands) in the Nevado Sajama mountains of Bolivia by children who have dedicated their lives to the art and even LIVE on the 6.500-meter peak year-round, the beans are then carried down the mountain by blind albino mules to the processing facility, where the beans are then warmed on the thighs of Bolivian virgins aged 18-21, all while singing traditional folk songs. The beans are then conveyed by saddlebag-wearing chupacabra to the roasting plant, where the beans are individually roasted over a small fire using exotic hardwoods such as cocobolo and red mahogany.
Once roasted to perfection, the beans are then blessed by itinerant monks, re-warmed before packaging by the breath of yet more Bolivian virgins, then hand-carried 375 miles to the airport by relay teams of paraplegic runners. Upon arrival in the States, the beans are placed under the armed guard of a SEAL team and are conveyed via armored Humvee to their final destination."
Normally my nurse sets up my IV, but when I'm at odds and have to do it myself, I particularly enjoy Kava Blue:
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Lol, Don't worry about the infusion, my BIL the dr drinks more coffee than I though possible especially when he has a few night shifts in a row!
LOL at your specs, Phil. My groc store provides sample cups and I fell in love with a particular Hawaiian flavor. I was going to buy it, but looking at the cost assumed Juan Valdez had flown in and hand picked it himself. Ridiculously priced, as are some of the others.
I have never been a coffee drinker. I get my caffeine from Excedrin Extra Strength, a few times a day.
If I think I need a boost over top of that, I take my Excedrin with Mountain Dew. That worked really well on the Friday and Saturday nights there were road blocks set up 500 feet from the local roadhouse and one really didn't want to be drinking, unless they wanted a jail cell:bowknot:
Been doing that since I was in my late 20's and I still have a stomach.