What's your humorous secret profession?

[bobcat]

(We won't tell anyone.)

 

[hollydolly]

(We won't tell anyone.)

LOL>..never mind everyone else, young fella me lad... what's yours ?

 

[bobcat]

LOL>..never mind everyone else, young fella me lad... what's yours ?

Bush Pilot

 

[oldaunt]

If I told you, it wouldn't be secret any more.....

 

[CinnamonSugar]

Explorer and journalist

 

[Della]

If by secret you mean something we do at an amateur level, I'm a hairdresser/cosmetician. My father was an artist and when I first started wearing make-up he taught me how to use some of the principles of color and shading. So I used to glamour up all my friends and neighbors for free when they had a big event coming up.

If by secret you mean fantasy, I'm the Prima Ballerina of the Bolshoi ballet.

 

[OldFeller]

I'm retired now but when I was working at it, I was online dating and my job title was Enabler of Dysfunctional People.

 

[jujube]

Wonder Woman.

I have the uncanny ability to replace toilet paper rolls when needed and I understand physics enough to realize that wet towels do not levitate themselves off the floor.

 

[Supernatural]

(We won't tell anyone.)

Being an independent author. However, it wasn't very humourous to have these anonymous users being pests, thinking that they can be rude and get away with it because we don't know them. Main reason why I've left behind all those silly useless social platforms.

 

[Flarbalard]

Obelisk Blunter

 

[Bella]

Snake Charmer.

 

[CallMeKate]

BS Terminator. And I'd be filthy rich rooting them out...
Kate's BS Elimination Service. Call today for your free estimate.

 

[bobcat]

Snake Charmer.

Lucky snakes.
But still, you should be very careful. If you over-stimulate them, they may inject you with something.

 

[bobcat]

BS Terminator. And I'd be filthy rich rooting them out...
Kate's BS Elimination Service. Call today for your free estimate.

OMG, your phone must be ringing off the hook !