Phantom
Member
- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
Where is Santa
- Thread starter Phantom
- Start date
Diwundrin
Well-known Member
- Location
- Nth Coast NSW Australia
He's been already! He waved to me and I was definitely awake.
The local Rural Fireys take the truck around town each year with the siren whooping and 'Santa' standing on the back calling the Hos and chucking lollies to the kids. I gave them a wave as they were turning at my end and he waved back so he's real.
He didn't drop the Beamer I asked for off in the driveway though.
The local Rural Fireys take the truck around town each year with the siren whooping and 'Santa' standing on the back calling the Hos and chucking lollies to the kids. I gave them a wave as they were turning at my end and he waved back so he's real.
He didn't drop the Beamer I asked for off in the driveway though.
Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Well he hasn't been here as all is so quiet you could hear a mouse fart, maybe the beamer will be delivered tomorrow Di, that's if you have been a good girl:wink:
Diwundrin
Well-known Member
- Location
- Nth Coast NSW Australia
Not a hope in hell then. 
Rainee
Member
Yippee I was at a Carols by Candlelight Christmas eve and he was there so I have seen him.. he`s on his way to others now 
Merry Christmas. to you and Happy Holidays to all ..
Merry Christmas. to you and Happy Holidays to all ..
Michael.
Senior Member
- Location
- UK (Surrey)
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We are looking for help in identifying a male reportedly carrying out work on residents roofs without obtaining permission!
He is described as rotund, wearing a red jacket and is reportedly viewed on residents roofs once a year towards the end of December!
The plot thickens as he seems to have several accomplices wearing green uniforms and the use of reindeer has gained the interest of our animal health team!
Rather than being our 'standard' rogue, this gent seems to leave items behind but has been seen to make off with glasses of milk and cookies!
In this instance please do NOT report sightings to our advisors on 08454 040506 but we hear his movements can be traced here ... http://www.noradsanta.org/
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We are looking for help in identifying a male reportedly carrying out work on residents roofs without obtaining permission!
He is described as rotund, wearing a red jacket and is reportedly viewed on residents roofs once a year towards the end of December!
The plot thickens as he seems to have several accomplices wearing green uniforms and the use of reindeer has gained the interest of our animal health team!
Rather than being our 'standard' rogue, this gent seems to leave items behind but has been seen to make off with glasses of milk and cookies!
In this instance please do NOT report sightings to our advisors on 08454 040506 but we hear his movements can be traced here ... http://www.noradsanta.org/
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Pappy
Living the Dream
Diwundrin
Well-known Member
- Location
- Nth Coast NSW Australia
Oooohhh Droooooool !!! Love that!
Thank you so much Pappy for adding that little extra to my annual disappointment.layful:
Thank you so much Pappy for adding that little extra to my annual disappointment.
layful: 
Davey Jones
Well-known Member
- Location
- Florida
I dont care who you are,Santa,just get those raindeers off my roof.
Why do gays make lousy Santas?
Instead of filling your stockings, they try them on.
TOP TEN REASONS SANTA ISN'T COMING THIS YEAR
This should help you explain the empty stockings...
10. The Department of Justice charged him with monopolistic practices.
9. Rudolph just spent 36 straight hours logged on to AOL's Flirt's
Nook under the handle "BigRed."
8. He's upgrading to 32-bit gifts.
7. This year, you have to download your gifts via ftp from the
virtual gift library.
6. Too absorbed by Bill Gates's book, "The Road Ahead," to leave home.
5. He won't budge until he gets Copland on his Power Mac.
4. The sleigh isn't Plug and Play-compatible.
3. He put together the Microsoft/Rolling Stones "Start Me Up" deal
and retired on the proceeds.
2. He's busy converting old Digital Dispatches into HTML.
1. New name: Santa 13
Why do gays make lousy Santas?
Instead of filling your stockings, they try them on.
TOP TEN REASONS SANTA ISN'T COMING THIS YEAR
This should help you explain the empty stockings...
10. The Department of Justice charged him with monopolistic practices.
9. Rudolph just spent 36 straight hours logged on to AOL's Flirt's
Nook under the handle "BigRed."
8. He's upgrading to 32-bit gifts.
7. This year, you have to download your gifts via ftp from the
virtual gift library.
6. Too absorbed by Bill Gates's book, "The Road Ahead," to leave home.
5. He won't budge until he gets Copland on his Power Mac.
4. The sleigh isn't Plug and Play-compatible.
3. He put together the Microsoft/Rolling Stones "Start Me Up" deal
and retired on the proceeds.
2. He's busy converting old Digital Dispatches into HTML.
1. New name: Santa 13
That Guy
Homegrown Unknown
- Location
- Monterey Bay
No worries. He'll get there, eventually . . .
SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
I saw a lot of chemtrails on the NW horizon early this morning - not sure if that's a false flag or not ...