Which is the best pet? Dogs. Cats. OR Fish??????

treeguy64 said:
We don't use the "S" word, in our house. We prefer to say that our sheep are "viscerally challenged." I posted a pic of them, earlier in this thread.
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Sorry I misunderstood. Also there are a lot of photos on here that I wasn't able to see for some reason. Often that happens and then later the photo will come up. It all depends on the mood of my internet that day.
 
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

•GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, life is good, there are balls to chase and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

•BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

•GERMAN SHEPHERD: i'll change it as soon as I have led everyone out of the dark house, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made a perimeter check to make sure nobody is taking advantage of the darkness.

•DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid light bulb!

•ROTTWEILER: Make me. Tell me, punk...is this your lucky day?

•LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

•JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

•POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

•COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

•DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

•BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

•CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

•IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

•POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

•GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

•AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

•OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

•HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

WHAT THE CAT HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
 
Linda said:
Thanks Keesha, I went back and looked and I could see the basket this time, I wasn't able to see it last night. They are little cuties for sure and treeguy doesn't have to clean up after them so they are the best kind of pets.
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My pleasure Linda ! They are cute as a button . I have about 7 pink ones just like them.:grin:
 
I am partial to dogs, but also love cats .. can't have them due to allergies. Have had fish - very briefly. Despite doing everything by the book, they all popped off, one by one. My eldest nephew and his wife love rats. When he was a kid, he had gerbils. I liked them until one of them bit me and hung on. I had to go to hospital for a tetanus shot .. grumble, grumble.
 
We had a parrot that loved to be petted just like our chihuahua. She was bigger than the chihuahua when we got him as a puppy. Full grown he weighed 4 pounds.
 
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