A guy living in Texas has had a really sore leg for months. He finally goes to the doctor and the doctor puts him in the hospital so they can do more tests. The Doctor calls in a surgeon who tells the patient, "I'll have to put you to sleep and do some exploratory surgery on your leg." The patient says, "OK, let's just get it done."
The patient finally wakes up and the surgeon is standing over the bed and the patient asks, "Well, how did I do and what did you find?" The surgeon says "Well, I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The patient tells the surgeon he better tell him the bad news first, so that way the good news will cheer him up.
The surgeon says, "Well, we had to cut off your left leg, but the guy up in room 211 says he will buy your boots."