Who said old people are dummies

Proof old people are smart !
An elderly gent enters the doctor's waiting room. The harridan on the desk asks: "What's the problem," Unfazed the old man said: "It's my dick!" "Mr Jones, do not come in here and use language like that," the receptionist scolded. "Well you asked," the old fellow said, "what am I supposed to say?" "You say it's your ear, then when you see doctor you can explain more confidentially." She chided.

Mr Jones turns around and walks out. He then re-enters and approaches the desk. "What is your problem today, Mr Jones," asks the receptionist. "It's my ear," replies Mr Jones. The receptionist smiles triumphantly. "And what seems to be the problem with your ear," she asks. Mr Jones looks straight at her and says: "I'm having trouble peeing out of it."

Room full of patients fall about laughing. Moral, mock us oldies at your peril.
 

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